Things That Go Bump In The Night
I've had a most unusual problem this week. When I wake up in the morning I am covered with bumps, cuts, scratches and bruises that I don't remember getting during the day. I've thought of three possible scenarios:
1. Someone is sneaking into my apartment in the dead of the night and punching me in the face without disturbing my sleep.
2. My apartment is haunted by unfriendly poltergeists.
3. I am thrashing about violently in my sleep due to repressed hostility/anxiety and should probably be restrained like a mental patient.
I'm not sure if I should call ADT, Ghostbusters or a psychiatrist.n
1. Someone is sneaking into my apartment in the dead of the night and punching me in the face without disturbing my sleep.
2. My apartment is haunted by unfriendly poltergeists.
3. I am thrashing about violently in my sleep due to repressed hostility/anxiety and should probably be restrained like a mental patient.
I'm not sure if I should call ADT, Ghostbusters or a psychiatrist.n
posted by just me at
5:05 PM
2 Comments:
Wow! That's scary/freaky. I hope it subsides soon. If not, perhaps a call do the doc might be in order.
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Foxy Knitter, at 10:20 AM
Thankfully, the Linda Blair routine only lasted those two days. Still don't know what happened, but I'm blaming temporary psychosis brought on by a sinus infection. Sounds as good as anything.
By
just me, at 10:22 AM
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