Random Freaks I Saw This Week

This week I saw . . . Whoa! I'm listening to iTunes and guess what just came on . . . "Within Your Reach." I'm freakin' out, man!

Anyway, back to my regularly scheduled blog:

1) This dowdy middle-aged couple at the laundromat who could not keep their hands and tongues off of each other for one second. I felt like I was in one of those awful '70s porno flicks where everyone is ugly and wearing hideous polyester clothing that you know smells like sweat and etc.

2) A late '50s-early '60s gentleman standing all by his lonesome in the lingerie section at Target, fondling and SNIFFING the bras.

3) An well-past-middle-age woman walking around in a shirt that said "Baby Girl Couture." I'm willing to overlook the fact that a black t-shirt with pink glitter lettering does not qualify as couture. But honey, you haven't been a baby girl in at least 50 years! Give it up!n

Inconceivable!

At work the other day I looked up as this guy was walking by. He was the spitting image of Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) from "The Princess Bride." Sounded just like him, too. It was pretty trippy. I've noticed a lot of people around there who resemble Z-list celebrities: Sarah Ferguson, Monica Lewinsky, Joe Isuzu, a fatter Bobby Trendy and some baseball player from the early '90s whose name escapes me. No Jude Law or Orlando Bloom lookalikes running around, unfortunately!e