Big Fat Duh

In the least shocking news of the century, Clay Aiken has revealed that he is gay. No kidding? Next you're gonna tell me that Tom Cruise is a raving lunatic or that Ann Coulter is a horse-faced harpy.

I can just imagine all the Claymates clutching their pearls right now. These are the same women who, 30 or 40 years ago, were telling everyone that Liberace was just "theatrical" and wondering why he hadn't met the right girl yet. I can't say too much, as my biggest celebrity crush also happens to be a gay man. The difference is awareness. I don't pretend that my lovely Anderson would ever be interested in my anatomy.