AC or DC?
Recently I've developed a stealth crush on a guy who may or may not be into women. When I first met him my immediate thought was "gay." In the past my gaydar has been pretty reliable, so for awhile I was just able to relax and enjoy his company. But as I got to know him better, this crush crept in and now I can't think about anything else. Was my gaydar off, or is my judgment being clouded by his various charms? I decided to get all analytical and make a list to try to sort everything out.
The case for gay:
• Single, thin and neat (™Jerry Seinfeld).
• Gorgeous.
• Wears his shirts a LITTLE too tight.
• Has a very cute laugh.
• Has custom-ordered an item I won't disclose here (Dale Gribble level of paranoia setting in) but believe me when I say that very few straight men I've ever known would own such a thing.
The case for not gay:
• Listens to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly (although it's been pointed out to me that he could easily be a Log-Cabin Republican).
• Seems incredibly interested in anything and everything I have to say, and blushes like crazy whenever we have a conversation.
• I've attended two parties where he was present, and both times he didn't leave my side the entire evening.
• Just learned that he and this other woman I know had "a thing" a few months ago, whatever that means.
The waters, they are muddied! And my brain is muddled.
The case for gay:
• Single, thin and neat (™Jerry Seinfeld).
• Gorgeous.
• Wears his shirts a LITTLE too tight.
• Has a very cute laugh.
• Has custom-ordered an item I won't disclose here (Dale Gribble level of paranoia setting in) but believe me when I say that very few straight men I've ever known would own such a thing.
The case for not gay:
• Listens to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly (although it's been pointed out to me that he could easily be a Log-Cabin Republican).
• Seems incredibly interested in anything and everything I have to say, and blushes like crazy whenever we have a conversation.
• I've attended two parties where he was present, and both times he didn't leave my side the entire evening.
• Just learned that he and this other woman I know had "a thing" a few months ago, whatever that means.
The waters, they are muddied! And my brain is muddled.
posted by just me at
6:17 PM
6 Comments:
It's a mystery! I'm as stumped as you are.
By
Foxy Knitter, at 7:24 AM
Let's see. . . no moisturizer as far as I know, doesn't like beer, has a cat and drives a pickup. He's such a riddle!
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just me, at 3:50 PM
Doesn't like beer? Hmmm. Although, in these days of metrosexuality, such a think is more explicable.
By
Daibh, at 12:24 PM
Yeah, the beer thing is a little disturbing. But he does like to bowl, so maybe the two cancel each other out?
By
just me, at 2:10 AM
The last party I went to, he was drinking Captain Morgan & Mountain Dew. What do you make of that? :-)
By
just me, at 10:13 PM
Gay. He's totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
By
Daibh, at 3:15 AM
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