Moxie

I was standing in line at Walgreen's and this guy tried to chat me up. While he was purchasing a Fleet enema. Now that takes a certain amount of confidence! He could give seminars with Tony Robbins.

Tick Tock

I'm playing a game of Beat the Clock with my car's "Service Engine Soon" light. It came on yesterday, but it will be a week before anyone can look at it and find out what's wrong. So I'm crossing my fingers that it doesn't blow up or crap out before then.

I'm also counting down the days until my most loathed co-worker departs. She finally gave her notice yesterday. The Whore Corps is dissolving, and not a moment too soon!

I Did NOT Need To See...

...someone throwing up in the parking lot at the supermarket. It's not that I'm unsympathetic to public puking; heaven knows I've done my share. But it's not my favorite thing to witness when I'm slightly woozy from not eating in hours, pushing a cart full of groceries and on my way home to fix dinner. Yeccchhh!