Four Years Later....

In your face AGAIN! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I Hate To Gloat, But...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! In your f@*#'in' face!

Big Fat Duh

In the least shocking news of the century, Clay Aiken has revealed that he is gay. No kidding? Next you're gonna tell me that Tom Cruise is a raving lunatic or that Ann Coulter is a horse-faced harpy.

I can just imagine all the Claymates clutching their pearls right now. These are the same women who, 30 or 40 years ago, were telling everyone that Liberace was just "theatrical" and wondering why he hadn't met the right girl yet. I can't say too much, as my biggest celebrity crush also happens to be a gay man. The difference is awareness. I don't pretend that my lovely Anderson would ever be interested in my anatomy.

I'm Probably Going To Hell...

...for being giddy with excitement over the prospect of another hurricane. Just because it means a lot more of Anderson Cooper on my TV screen.

I am deeply ashamed. But such is the allure of the Silver Fox....

Why Do I Torture Myself?

I've spent the last hour watching "The Mind of Manson" on MSNBC. Featuring the rantings and ravings of America's favorite psychopath, Charles Manson. And closeup after closeup of his crazy eyes and grizzled, swastika'd face. I guess I'll be sleeping with the lights on tonight!

The Marathon

I'm really happy right now - MTV is playing the Cycle 6 ANTM marathon. It's one of my favorite cycles in spite of some seriously questionable candidates (Gina, Hurricane Wendy, the Denise Richards lookalike). It's the only cycle where my favorite girl actually won (Danielle). It features two of my favorite also-rans (Joanie, Mollie Sue). And it has Jade in all her glory! That girl was 10 pounds of crazy stuffed into a five-pound sack, and I loved every minute of it.

On a related note, I've been watching "Make Me A Supermodel" on Bravo. The candidates, male and female, are GORGEOUS. They blow away anyone who's ever appeared on ANTM, with the exception of my girl Elyse. And Nikki Taylor is much easier on my senses than Tyra Banks. But it's really, really boring. I will take the overblown dramatics on ANTM any day!

Newsflash: Men Are Pervs

Last week we had a Halloween costume contest at my workplace. Some other female co-workers and I decided to dress in our pajamas, carry around stuffed animals and pretend we were a slumber party. I was in favor of it because, duh, I could wear my pajamas at work and be comfy all day!

Sounds innocent enough, right? But the interesting thing was, I got more male attention in that one day than I usually do in two weeks. No, make that a month! All day men were doing double takes and telling me that I looked cute. Men who had never even spoken to me before were hanging around checking me out. Was I wearing a something slinky from Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood? Absolutely not! The outfit had to be work-appropriate, of course. I had on my Nick & Nora pajamas with the snow globe pattern, plus my monkey slippers. So if I wasn't dressed provocatively, what was the reason for all the attention? The only thing I can think of is that I put my hair up in two pigtails on either side of my head. I was trying to look as much like a little girl as possible (at my age, that's quite a feat!). I think the "not quite legal" aspect is what was driving them crazy! Sickos!!